First off, check out my ad to fully understand,
http://www.mautofied.com/2005-Dodge-SRT ... 100300734/Now that youve read it perhaps some of you on here can understand the read this section. I absolutely hate some people on here. You would think that most car people would be able to read a car ad and think to themselves, jesus this guy would never trade me straight up for my 97 civic that has a dent in the side but it HAS been lowered. Or perhaps there 02 civic that has the nitrous system installed with vast amounts of electrical/duct tape holding things together. I just cannot believe how stupid some of you mautofied users are. Now granted there does seem to be a generous amount of people with fair trades or good offers but when I sold my evo the VAST majority of offers I had where total bullshit. My evo was the second most viewed listing in the state of missouri and I had 600 plus offers on it. Im gonna say maybe 50-100 were decent offers given the trans problem with the car I knew I would take a hit on it which I did. Yet I could not help but feel like stabbing some of these people in the face with number 2 pencils that were giving me the other 500 or so offers. Now get this, I had one guy offer me his car (forgot what type of pos car it was) AND a paddle boat. Yes because that ranks so high on my fun list and its totally going to swing the deal on your pos car with the stains on the seats from your children throwing shit out of their car seats.
In all fairness I do know that, as I have already received some stupid offers...possibly as jokes at this point.., that I will receive some flak from this.
One of you toothless/gangsta/small penis-big truck loving/lowrider e-pimp/STOCK HONDA BOY THINKING YOUR CAR IS FAST/guy with 3 wrecked bikes up for trade/person with non driveable project car/person with half of asking price(yes I know its CASH MONEY but I dont give a rats ass)/person who wants to setup payments(Ill gladly accept your first monthly payment along with one eyeball, your left hand, and a video of you punching rush limbaugh in the face)/jamaican's with auto shops in florida (theres a story behind that one)/and anyone else I forgot to stereotype will get pissed off reading this because Ive called you out for being a reject of the automotive community for being a pain in the ass for the rest of us who like to swap for cars of roughly equal value give or take some cash. Please feel free to send me a ridiculous offer/hate mail/inquiry about my vehicle and I will gladly get back to you as soon as I get done plowing your mother and slapping your father for not pulling out.