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 Post subject: V8 + Turbo = A Night In A Girl's Panties
PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:21 pm 
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Been trying to get that Hot ass girl down the street in your bed? Well, I have a solution for you.

Buy this Mustang GT Turbo. She will first think it's just some standard Cammed mustang, and probably won't be impressed at all. But, once you start cruising, that will all change.
When you get on it, she won't know what hit her. The first 3k rpm will be mostly mild, but still fast, then when that turbo start spinning, It'll throw her ass right back in that seat, and you my friend will be the coolest motherfucker on the block.
You'll be roasting the tires and flying through traffic.
The boost will hit her so hard that it'll literally make her piss her pants.
Then you slide in like Mr. Cool, and tell her its all good. It happens all the time.

This is when the magic really begins. You tell her that after all of that rompin and flying thru traffic has only left you enough gas to make it home.

Get her home. Get her out of those wet clothes. Profit.

Buy this Mustang.


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 Post subject: Re: V8 + Turbo = A Night In A Girl's Panties
PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:00 pm 
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Cool sleeper.

I hope it has waterproof seat covers for all that piss in the seat. Lol

GL!


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 Post subject: Re: V8 + Turbo = A Night In A Girl's Panties
PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:19 pm 
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Cool story bro !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roll:

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 Post subject: Re: V8 + Turbo = A Night In A Girl's Panties
PostPosted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:55 pm 
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Some chick pisses in my car and I'm kickin' her out immediately.


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 Post subject: Re: V8 + Turbo = A Night In A Girl's Panties
PostPosted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:06 am 
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haha im sure ur gonna only pick up some trashy chicks if u wanna get any real girls u probably would rather show up in a classy ride


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 Post subject: Re: V8 + Turbo = A Night In A Girl's Panties
PostPosted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:14 pm 
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Is there really a difference between a "trashy chick" and a "real girl"?


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 Post subject: Re: V8 + Turbo = A Night In A Girl's Panties
PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:13 pm 
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ya their is a huge difference ne girl that thinks that car is the sexiest thing shes ever seen has to be a tranny


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